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cutipi001:

Lemme set the scene. Its dark, girlfriend poures a cup of tea, spills some. While she goes to change her shirt, I chugged the entire damn cup. She came back, picked up the cup and all I hear is “wut”

*heavy sigh* I remember this…


darkslover:

barnabasdeimos:

muchymozzarella:

twostriptechnicolor:

kane52630:

Baby-Doll
Batman: The Animated Series

This is one criminally underrated Batman villain.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH SHE WAS MY FAVORITE BATMAN VILLAIN

Her physical condition didn’t allow her to age

No one took her seriously as an actress

And even when she was trying to get into a happy romantic relationship (albeit with another villain) he still couldn’t take her seriously as a consenting, sexually active and romantically interested adult

That’s a lot of blows to someone’s psyche 

and Babydoll is both a sympathetic villain and a formidable one

I remember this episode fucked me up a a kid. 

And man, do I wish we could see this Batman again: the Batman that consoles his villains, because the majority (if not all) of them are mentally ill people. And Batman knows this and wants them healthy again, not punished and GOD definitely not dead.


maximumbuttitude:

LEGAL AGES TO KNOW

  • driving: age 16
  • smoking, sex: 18
  • drinking: 21
  • LSD: 24
  • run for senate: 30
  • super-LSD: 35
  • over the hill: 40
  • hyper-LSD: 70
  • dire mage: 95
  • lichdom: 140
  • act against god: 400
  • space cloud consciousness: 10000

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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excessunrated:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

I say this pretty regularly irl because I slur my words together without mercy, but I have never actually seen it spelled out and now I am almost ashamed that this conglomeration is a part of my actual working vocabulary.

excessunrated:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

I say this pretty regularly irl because I slur my words together without mercy, but I have never actually seen it spelled out and now I am almost ashamed that this conglomeration is a part of my actual working vocabulary.

(Source: dntdodrugs)


You should be aware that that article you reblogged about the black getting shot for a toy gun is severely twisted. He had a BB GUN and was brandishing it at people like a real weapon. Someone called the cops because they though there was a crazy person with a gun. The cops told him to drop, he didn't, they opened fire.
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iguanamouth:

BOY HOWDY lets go through this one step at a time

"brandishing it like a real weapon" according to multiple witnesses at no point did john crawford, age 21, the man who was shot, actually point the barrel of the gun at anyone in the store, or even wave it around. other shoppers in the area walked by with no reaction to the toy gun at all,  and in accordance with ohios open carry law, its legal for anyone to carry a firearm into businesses without concealment, which has been done many time without incident

"someone called the cops because they though there was a crazy person with a gun" ronald richie, the person who called the police and claims crawford was waving the gun around, has actually CHANGED HIS STORY upon seeing the actual surveillance video of the shooting, which was been denied to the public, going from “he was a loaded rifle, and hes loading it, he definitely pointed it at people” to insisting that he was “waving it around”

"the cops told him to drop, he didnt" crawfords attorney micheal wright HAS seen the surveillance footage, and it showed that the police appeared to have gunned him down on sight - crawford never reached for the police, tried to flee, or raised the gun - in FACT, he was talking to his girlfriend at the time, and likely didnt even know what was happening until they opened fire

if youre willing to accept the reports of police after they murdered another innocent black man at face value without double checking facts to confirm your own prejudice, if you really think that ronald richie was justified in their actions and that crawford was NOT another victim of hatred and racism, then you need to get your head out of your ass


sweetguts:

hydrogyne:

10.10.22

synchronized catting

two loafs loaf in tandem


awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a  Squidward.



Me: do you like rough sex
Them: yeah lip biting is great
Me: no you don't understand

bootyxqueen:

Stretch marks should be kissed not dissed


me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

voidbat:

jenniferrpovey:

sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

Also, this is why cats will apparently unerringly home in on the person in the room who is afraid of cats.

Humans who are afraid of something tend to blink slowly and look away. Cats read that as “He wants to be my friend.”

in cat body language, avoiding eye contact and turning your head away = “i trust you so much that not only will i not look at you with my eyes, i’m gonna turn my whole head away and leave my throat super exposed” and so if you really hate cats and you’re in a house with cats and you’re like WHY DO THEY ALWAYS FLOCK TO ME then just stare those fuckers down and use really closed off body language.

and if you super love cats and you’re like KITTY I LOVE YOU RESPOND TO MY OVERTURES and they ignore you and you’re getting pissed at being spurned? make serious eye contact, then slow blink and hella look away. that fucker will be in your lap in like .03 seconds.

i have learned this so much with my learning.


redlipsticksmears:

ukrainiangirlfriend:

marie-christine:

"After rain" look, using shiny top coat drops over matte finish.

redlipsticksmears:

ukrainiangirlfriend:

marie-christine:

"After rain" look, using shiny top coat drops over matte finish.


person: you look dead
me: thanks